5th time reblogging
I regret nothing
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet
example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock
I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.
dat reaction image
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.
CAN’T NOT REBLOG
oh god can’t breathe
JFC I AM DYING
MY LIFE IS MADE. AND IT’S A GOOD THING, TOO, BECAUSE I AM NOW DEAD.
I’m annoyed with all the other ones saying this, that stop after a few hundred or so. So, if you reblog this, I will put something nice in your ask. I don’t care how many reblogs it gets, you will get a message. It may take a few days, but you will get it!
I’m going to go through the note and do all the messages on Saturday!